Currently you are able to watch "Stand by Me" streaming on fuboTV, Showtime Apple TV Channel, Showtime Amazon Channel, Showtime Roku Premium Channel, Showtime, DIRECTV, Sling TV Orange and Blue, Paramount+ Showtime. Well, I don't know about any Hyboid Glands, but what a blimp! I know. Vern: This isn't funny. We should all go. Sincerely. + "Aw, he's cute!" He is never willing to take risks and will allow the rest of the boys to pressure him into things. [as Lardass walks across the stage to his seat the Benevolent Order of Antelopes mock him in rhythm with his steps]. Then you won't mind if we check the seat of your jockies for Hershey squirts, will you? Oh! Break it up. When businessman Vern Tessio received an order for one of his products from the USA, he knew it could take weeks to arrive. Stop it. Ray Brower, a boy from a nearby town, has disappeared, and twelve-year-old Gordie Lachance and his three friends set out on a quest to find his body along the railroad tracks. Chris is a thief, Teddy is crazy, and Vern is a nobody. We'll flip for it. Vern Tessio is a main character in Stand By Me. I knew the $64,000 question was fixed. I'm not goin' all the way out there. What did you bring a comb for? He had a leech hanging from his balls, he fainted! Teddy: What are you, crazy? Vern: Well, if we get on TV, we wanna look good, don't we? I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents. Too cool. Teddy: You son of a b*tch! : Chris: It's what everyone thinks of my family in this town. Vern is a protagonist of insecurities, and somewhat childish characteristics. The Grandmother stood in front of the woods reminding us that death is always near and behind us. You wouldn't be going around talking about taking these stupid shop courses if I was. The train had knocked him out of his shoes. This is your last chance. I wasn't. If he had one. Ow! Did Lardass have to pay to get in the contest? Bossman Bob Cormier took one look at Bill Travis and barfed on Principal Wiggins. I'm crossing here. The names of the actors who played each character are listed below as well, so use this Stand by Me character list to find out who portrayed your favorite role. Suddenly, Lardass opened his mouth, and before Bill Travis knew it Gordie The four boys were Gordie Lachance Chris Chambers Teddy Duchamp and Vern Tessio. The Writer: [voiceover] Now he said, "Sic him, boy." I just got a three day vacation. He enrolled in the college courses with me, and although it was hard, he gutted it out like he always did. "We all knew what Vern meant right away. Pez. : Like Twinkies and Pez and Root Beer? They just keep on wagon-training. Teddy Gordie: Come on, Choppy! What am I supposed to eat? Chris You're just a kid, Gordie Chris: I wish the hell I was your dad. But you know, it's not his fault. Milo: You come on and try it, you slimy bastard. Gordie: Um [checks his watch] It's 1:15. Chris succeeded in law in the college courses he took and ultimately became an attorney. Everyone knew I took it. That was the all-time train dodge! No hard feeling okay? He is friends with Chris, Gordie, and Teddy. : He was carrying five elephants in one hand! Vern Daphne Guinness It has often struck me that the relation of two important members of the social body to one another has never been sufficiently considered, or treated of, so far as I know, either by the philosopher or the poet. Smart guys. : [the other boys restrain him]. : Crowd A long time ago. : A Jew's good. You don't even have any hair! It's what they think of me. [Lardass finishes his third pie] You brought the comb! There's one thing I didn't understand. : Vern Gordie: Maybe it shouldn't be a good time. : Jesus, does anybody? [Chris and Teddy hand Gordie their money] 68 cents from Chris. Superman's a real guy. Vern What the hell is Goofy? Gordie He is confronted by his problems again in the train track scene when Gordie hears the train come . Go on, move it! Kiss my ass, Choppy, kiss my ass! One night while entering the line at a fast food restaurant, two men got into a fight. : Eyeball: Bet you two thousands bucks, they don't. Gordie Go on, Gordie, it's a swell story. : : Vern In April, Gordie's brother Dennis was killed in a car accident at Basic Training at Fort Benning. Go screw. : But You like it, Teddy? [hesitates] How 'bout another double-golden-oldie-twin-spin-sound-sandwich from K-L-A-M in Portland? Move it! Jeremiah O'Connell (born February 17, 1974) is an American actor, director and talk show host, known for his roles as Quinn Mallory in the television series Sliders, Andrew Clements in My Secret Identity, Vern Tessio in the film Stand by Me (1986), Joe in Joe's Apartment (1996), Frank Cushman in Jerry Maguire (1996), Derek in Scream 2 (1997), Charlie Carbone in Kangaroo Jack (2003), and . Vince Desjardins: I'll tell you how they're gonna find him. What he wanted was revenge, and right before he was introduced he'd gotten ready for it. You're making me f*** up the snake part. : Gordie: [to Chris] Flip or eat lead. Tags. : I forget the secret knock! I brought the comb! The Writer: [voiceover] Finding new and, preferably, disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard. And while you guys are dragging your candy asses across the state and back, I'll be waiting for you on the other side relaxing with my thoughts. Vern : What am I supposed to do, think of everything? : Teddy: YOU SON OF A B*TCH! That's not the secret knock. and his three friends, Chris Chambers, Teddy Duchamp, and Vern Tessio set out "on a quest" to nd his body along the railway tracks after telling their parents they will be camping out because they consider it to be a "rite of passage." The Boy Kings : NPR The boy kings : a journey into the heart of the social network / Katherine Losse. Yeah, yeah, right. I told you we should of stuck to the tracks. His writing does not mean anything. : I'm no good." "Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood." This quote by Gordie as an adult sums up his whole life. He went on to college and eventually became a lawyer. Kids barfed on their parents. To escape this, they return to nature to be children and to prove a point to the entire town that has dragged them down to their "small town" thinking. - Chris: "Suck my fat one"? : Yeah. Teddy It was obvious your neighbor, Vern Tessio, liked you. [Furious] This isn't funny! Chris: You wanna be the Lone Ranger or the Cisco Kid? Let him do his own fighting! Wil Wheaton . Does the word "retarded" mean anything to you? Vern Teddy: I'm gonna rip your head off and SH*T down your neck! Teddy: I'm stayin' right here. Vern: You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman? Gordie, to a lesser extent. I'm sure she had her eye on that skirt for a long time. Vern From the racks and stacks, it's the best on wax! Why? Web. Vern: Oh, God. , Stop calling me that! Unlock this Study Guide! I'm crossing here. I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff? Teddy Get up! No question about it. Stop it! During the course of their journey, Gordie, Chris Chambers, Teddy Duchamp, and Vern Tessio come to terms with . : Teddy: [yells and jumps on the fence] I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SH*T DOWN YOUR NECK!!!! Boy, you don't know nothing! , He fought on the beaches of Normandy. Pez. Vern We could go out to Route 7 to the Shiloh Church, then down the Back Harlow Road. Pez. Vern Tessio is the friendliest one out of the bunch, a bit nave and very trusting. The Writer: [voiceover] I was twelve going on thirteen first time I saw a dead human being. Happens sometimes, friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant. : Gordie Teddy Shut up, Vern. Not if Chopper's there. I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once! Gordie Milo: Don't you call me that, you little tin weasel. : Vern is overweight, and does contribute to his emotional issues, but really doesn't anything about them. What's Goofy? But maybe I was sorry and I tried to give it back. What do you say, kid? And begins fighting him]. : - Milo: I know who you are. I cherish these moments. But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Lardass' plan really started to work. : Have Gun Will Travel reads the card of a man. : Quotes "It's like God gave you something, man - all those stories you can come up with." "You're just a kid, Gordie." "If your parents are too fucked up to do it, then maybe I should." "Not if I see you first." "Bull-true." "Do you wanna be the Lone Ranger or the Cisco Kid?" "You're gonna have to kill me Ace." "Skin it." Bob Cormier: Hey! Teddy I brought the comb! Gordie Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Everybody's weird. I think Annette's tits are getting bigger. Did your mother have any kids that lived? Gordie: Guess I'd have to be really hard up, huh? He has a normal family and is bullied by his older brother. Teddy Vern Tessio from Stand By Me So let's just say that I stole the milk money, but Old Lady Simmons stole it back from me. : Vern [the train gets closer to Gordie and Vern]. 17 A boy with chubby cheeks ( (I LOVE VERNO)) dropped his head quickly when you two made eye contact. [to Vern] You gonna flip, or not? | Gordie: the main guy of the story is a fat kid that nobody likes named Davie Hogan. Teddy : Oh, great! You die, Chambers! Vern [Getting angry] Bill Travis Vern, you were so scared you looked like that fat guy in Abbott and Costello, when they saw the mummy. Gordie: Sorry, Vern. You don't even have any hair! [Vern is fed up. : Vern Gordie: Why did he have to die, Chris? Hey, hey, hey! As time went on, we saw less and less of Teddy and Vern until, eventually, they became just two more faces in the halls. : Teddy: Yeah, by the time we get there, the kid won't even be dead anymore. Yeah! : Nothing like a smoke after a meal. Any of you guys know when the next train is due? Official Sites Is it me, or are you the world's biggest pussy? Billy Tessio: Hey, Eyeball's right, Charlie. Charlie Hogan: I bet you a thousand bucks, they'll find him before then. Cherry flavor Pez. Vern: I guess you're right. Oh, Gordie just screwed the pooch! Chris: He can't be a dog. Do I get two for flinching? All works; Complete works only; Just like the woods, death can be a scary thing. : You must have at least some of your brother's good sense. Chris: Oh wait, it is. Teddy: Vern-o, nobody believes that crap about moons and goochers. [the two run as fast as they can], Gordie: Go! Two for flinching, you like it? : The film is told through the first-person narration of Red and the events shown in the film serve as a result of his narration. Gordie: No. Web. What are you, crazy? The year before he was 3-D in 'Back To The Future,' a role he reprised in 'Back to The Future 2.' Now: The 51-year-old was an absolute TV machine in 2012, making guest appearances on 'Damages,' 'Blue Bloods,' 'NYC 22,' 'White Collar . : Go on, Gordie, it's a swell story. Teddy: This is my age. He says complains to Teddy when he spat water at his face: ". This quote shows the immaturity of Vern in the book. [to himself, quietly] All those stories that you can make up, and He said, "This is what we got for you kid, try not to lose it." I'll kill you I swear to God. It's like God gave you something man. Vern has short black hair and is large in shape. Technical Specs. "Stand by Me Quotes." , What a surprise! What's Goofy? Gordie: Does the word "retarded" mean anything to you? : , 20. Gordie Gordie: He hates me. Also, everyone in the audience who is a. Nobody ranks on my old man. : I know how your dad feels about you, he doesn't give a sh*t about you. Within a few seconds, Lardass has finished his first pie]. Teddy , Vern: Geez, Gordie, why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff like twinkies, Pez and root beer? I suppose this is fun for you? : Oh, Gordie just screwed the pooch! She looks like a Thanksgiving turkey. Each boy Gordie Lachance (Wil Wheaton), Chris Chambers (River Phoenix), Teddy Duchamp (Corey Feldman), and Vern Tessio (Jerry O'Connell) has their own reason for going on this search . : Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. [Gordie shakes his head]. Why not? Gordie: Okay then you won't mind if we check the seat of your jockies for Hershey squirts, will you? You lose Gordie! [Cheering and laughing] : : That's weird. : : See you in junior high. Just say that I told this story. Teddy: What are you cracked? I'm not going back. Vern Tessio. No but this is. : Let's see how much money we got. Vern Tessio arrives and asks if they can go camping that night. If either of you a**holes had a$1000, I'd kill you both. Now, you're turning pussy too! Run! [Vern hands Gordie his money; he looks at Vern in disbelief] Seven cents, Vern? Teen movies and horror films are like peanut butter and chocolatethey're great together . Milo: Come back here! Vern! He drives a car and wears a hat. No there isn't, we just jump. Vern What are you doing there?! He is likely the least troubled of the boys though he is frequently teased by the rest of the group. Shoot us all? Why don't you guys just go for some long branches, okay? Chris: Suck my fat one? Teddy: Stand back, men! Their journey includes a variety of scary adventures (including a ferocious junkyard dog, a swamp full of leeches, and a treacherous leap from a train trestle), but it's also a time for personal revelations, quiet interludes, and the raucous comradeship of best friends. Gordie: Move Ace. : Teddy: Look, you guys can go around if you want. Chris Get Vern! Billy Tessio: I've been seeing her for over a month now and all she'll let me do is feel her tits. , They all got totaled! Chris: Not even when the ladies leave the seat down. Vern [begins to cry] I just never thought a teacher Oh, who gives a f*** anyway? Rate this quote: (4.50 / 2 votes) 2,998 Views Share your thoughts on this Stand by Me's quote with the community: https://www.quotes.net/mquote/90312 0 Comments Publish Teddy: Oh, great, you brought the comb! we both have dark brown hair, brown eyes and we're b. It's his glands. [Teddy and Vern both lunge at Chris, dunking him and laughing loudly, as Gordie disgustedly wades off] Get him! : Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. It's about four bo. : A sleeper hit when released in 1986, Stand by Me is based on Stephen King's novella "The Body" (from the book Different Seasons); but it's more about the joys and pains of boyhood friendship than a morbid fascination with corpses. the main guy of the story is a fat kid that nobody likes named Davie Hogan. Quotes.net. Slowly, a sound started to build in Lardass' stomach. Teddy: That's you, Gordie, odd as a cod. Run, man! If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Gordie? [laughs] The women in the audience screamed. : You use your left hand or your right hand for that? Come on, guys. Heh-heh-heh GO! Ha-ha! Cherry flavor Pez. I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once. , After he loses a coin toss, he must buy food for all the others and then run from Angry Guard Dog Chopper through the junkyard. Except for the looney up in Togus. Gordie, go get the food, you morphodite. Released: 1996. Milo: HEY! You come back here! Gordie: Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.