Make those answers count!" Everyone/Everybody settle down! Van Waylon we've got the number two answer up there,I'm pretty sure it's Van Waylon. And the Mandic Family: Bonnie, Bob Jr., Bob Sr., Tim and Diana, on your marks! Our thoughts and prayers go out of his family and friends. It's our last show, and I have to tell you, that whoever wins this and they play, normally they'll come back, they won't. Contestant: I bet you said nekkid in one of your comedy routines. You know it's up there, Steve-" (normal) No,Idon't know adamnthing that's up there! Contestant: 401(k) jelly. We'll be back to play Fast Money right after this, don't go away." ", 20102011: - Ray Combs (going into a commercial from 1988-1989), "We're coming right back with great questions and surprising answers (and a lot more Feuding fun) right after this." ", Steve: "Welcome to Celebrity Family Feud! If you've just tuned in, boy, we've got agreat one for ya! - Ray Combs/Richard Dawson (when the winning family member passed on "Blank" answer and got no points in Fast Money), "What did the/our survey say?" Harvey: Name a city people win vacations to. This is going to decide it. (Don't go away/Stay right there.)" We're starting our brand-new season of Family Feud, and to help us celebrate, we're gonna introduce an exciting new game. [laughter]. Harvey: Yeah, look at her answers you think you think that's shocking. - Ray Combs' alternate versions of BAM! How Family Feud is Played Have the team captain from each team come to the front of the room where the buzzer is. . Dawson[after a brief pause]: Make a note of this show. Weve lost our creator and producer, Mark Goodson. (got 8 points!). Today, we're going to see two wonderful families battle it out for family honoron their way to $5,000, with a chance for $5,000. Let's start the NEWFAMILY FEUD!!!! - said before the start of the second half of the Fast Money round, "(buzz-buzz) Try again!" There were more bad answers, including Spain, Fiji, Armenia and Saudi Arabia. Plus we can all relate to the families involved in the heat of the trivia battle. Family Feud - SNL Transcripts Tonight Dawson: A country that begins with the letter S. Dawson: Tell me how long is too long for a house guest to visit. Give it up for Steeeevee Harvey! - Johnny Gilbert on introducing Richard Dawson, Daytime 19921993: "Welcome to the Family Feud Challenge! So come on back." ", "Wide open, (insert name)." 1. s03e05 - Family Feud Tran script. Harvey: Yeah, Don't say it. We would like to take a moment to remember him as a great man, who made our show an institution. You, (insert second winning family member), get out of here! ), "(Please follow Family Feud on social media. We would take a moment to remember him as a great man, who made our show a dream come true. ", Its time to play Family Feud! - said since 2003, 20032006: - Ray Combs, "BULLSEYE!!! Back to Ray/Richard." - said when a Fast Money win is virtually impossible, "We needed at least two people to give that answer; they didn't." Playing against, the (insert family #2)! Billy, one hudred people surveyed: something you find in the bathroom. Combs: Name a good place to keep a second phone. If you've just tuned in, we welcome you to the premiere episode of our evening version. Combs: Name something you put on before you go to bed. Dawson: Name the first thing you take off after work. - Richard Karn (2004-2006), "I'm John O'Hurley saying goodbye for now." A purse? +Ray would announce the Bullseye answer after he came out. - Richard Karn (said during the first single point round), "One answer remains up there." - Richard Dawson (going to a commercial; 1976-1985 and 1994-1995), "The Feud has begun, but we're going all the way to 300, and somebody's playing for $5,000/$10,000. (insert two winning family members). Dawson: Next question, what time do you get off from work? Its (the champs,) (it's) the (insert family #1)! Arthur's Family Feud/Transcript < Arthur's Family Feud View source Introduction The TV shows a journalist standing in front of a partly destroyed building. Combs: Name a famous male country/western singer of all time. [scored 9 points]. You understand that don't you?". (Right on Target!)" "(wild cheers and applause)RICHARD: Thank you, please. Then, advance to the next slide, where the question is displayed but not the answers. - Family Feud Host, "We surveyed 100 Men/Women this time." AUDIENCE: FAST MONEY!" O'Hurley: SomeoneBugs Bunnymight invite to his birthday party.Contestant: Doc. - Ray Combs (on occasion during the Triple Round if time runs short). Let's check the scoreboard." O'Hurley: One ofOprah Winfrey's favorite people.Contestant: Regis Kelly. Oh, you gotta put your shoe. Dawson: Name something you might accidentally leave on all night. Combs:[during Fast Money]Something that goes on a Frankfurter. Thank you. My grandmother. What a life? [This answer was given on two different occasions.]. That's where two typical American families fight it out for family honor, and a little spending money for the relatives. 90028. {turns to board] Shoes! From 2002-2021, this was said before the final commercial break/fee plugs. - Louie Anderson (PlayStation), "Thank you,you guys. Combs: Name the birthday men dread the most. 401(k) jelly! The host asks a question, and the player who buzzes in first tries to guess the number one response. Dawson: Who is it that you don't want to see the results of your IQ test? Subscribe for more http://bit.ly/BONUSROUNDWatch 6 FUNNY TIMES STEVE HARVEY WENT OF SCRIPT On Family Feud | Bonus RoundFollow on Bonus Round on Facebook . Oh hell, yeah. The channel changes to a political debate. Karn: Name a sport husbands and wives can play together. Let's start the FAMILY FEUD!!!! Journalist: The war in Bolodzka raged on today as rebel troops seized control. (sustained, hilarous laughter ensues, with shots of Combs fake-fainting)Combs: Well, let's see if it's up there! Oh rats! Thank you." - Family Feud host (going into a second commercial break since 2003; although Richard Karn does funny jokes about the answers after the last round from 2003-2006), "(insert family with the leading score), you can still win the game if you take this question all the way out." Get online!" Male Contestant: DICK! O'Hurley: I remember401(k)being in a retirement plan, and not ajelly. ", 20022003: Harvey: Two of these people are teachers in the family! (And from (insert city and state),)Theyreplaying against/It's the (insert family #2)!" - Family Feud host (on the second and later Face-Off questions; Ray Combs and Richard Karn will not say the first line on the second and later questions; since 2010, Steve Harvey will not say the first line at the start of Round 1), "We asked 100 people these five questions." Contestant Kenneth: Your shoes. I know where you're at, man. We call it Bullseye. I gotta do at least 30 minutes of fun and laughter, and you make me gonna cry, when you give me kind of that welcome, and I think you succeeded it. I'm gonna ask you 5 Bullseye questions, each increasing value by $1,000, which means you could win up to $30,000." Dawson: [laughs] Cuckoo [laughs & crowd laughs] A foo-- How the hell did you people get on this show? Let's see. Bye-bye. Our returning champions, you might know them, are called the Kakadelas Family." In the Continental U.S., call [[6]]. If you said Milk, you had the Bullseye answer. Introducing the Najimy Family: Kathy, Dan, Alexandra, Tom and Mona, ready for action! You know, you're not usually married in third grade. - Ray Combs mostly on a Fast Money loss but sometimes on a Fast Money win, "The Big Board got 'em!" SNL Transcripts: Jimmy Fallon: 12/21/13: Family Feud 2011present: (laughter from one of the teams)This is a family show, so both families never agreed not to be able to behave, like their at home. Dawson: There are some street names common to cities all over the U.S., name one. Family Feud - Free Online Game | Washington Post [BUZZ]. Steve: Welcome to Family Feud! But, most of all, we love a challenge and the thrill of winning against all odds. Richard served as a panelist on Match Game, of which became an inspiration for the Feud. For this crew thatdone every show we do here, the show has done other networks, they've been with us nine years, and the men and women that worked with ABCand do this show, I followed through hell and marvelous. (1975 Pilot, 1976-1982), A Mark Goodson Television Production." Here we go with another Face-Off!" Contestant: One another's husbands. Who are those people? - Richard Dawson on the first episode of daily syndicated version from 1977, "Thank you. Mike:(buzzes in)Shit. Sairon: It's time to play family feud! (insert two winning family members). ", Celebrity Family Feud (2008, other episodes): "Tonight on Celebrity Family Feud, it's(insert montage)(insert celebrity team #1)! - Louie Anderson (1999-2000), "Play Feud at Uproar.com. You're about to see these two teams battle it out, for $10,000/$20,000 in cash/for their favorite charities, cause it's time to play the FAMILY FEUD!!!! Cool! Sometimes, a contestant reads the plug. Girls working today. Thank you very much, you made me feel right at home." "You know, I've done this show for six years, and this could be the first time that I had a person that actually got no points, and I think it's a damn fine way to go out. 0. - Richard Dawson (1975 Pilot), "(We) Love ya. Harvey:Okay, what'd you say? I'm Alyson Hannagan! Contestant: Willie the Pooh? - said after the first half of the Fast Money round, "We'll cover those answers, and we'll bring out (insert name)(who has been kept offstage)." [BUZZ]. 6 FUNNY TIMES STEVE HARVEY WENT OFF SCRIPT On Family Feud | Bonus Round Steve Harvey: Well, you had me fooled! Combs: When kids finally move out of the house, name something specific they often leave behind. Harvey: It explains, you know this explains, you have all the answers, but that we will be on the board. I hope you dressed similarly at home, 'cause we've got a good one today." 1. I want to publicly acknowledge Howard Felsher, who's our executive producer. (From/All the way from (insert city and state,), (Returning for their (x) day, with (a total of)$XX,XXX,), you're still alive." "Stay tuned, we have two new celebrities to play Celebrity Family Feud." I had the best staff you've ever dreamed of. - Ray Combs about the Bullseye Round, "We'll get started right now, with the Bullseye round, and we'll put $15,000 in their banks. Please sit down. - Ray Combs on the first episode of the daily syndicated version from 1988, "Thank you. "Listen (very) carefully as we move (very) quickly." Combs:[during Fast Money]Something that improves with age. Karn: Name a board game people are really good at.Contestant:Jeopardy.Karn: Or, I should say, "What isJeopardy?". We'll start by placing $5,000 in their banks to both families." Groups and organizations are most welcome." "Harvey: Bald?Contestant: I'm offended.Harvey:Damn. How to Play Family Feud. If not, (and there's enough points,) they'll play for $10,000/$20,000. In the game, participants guess popular answers to a survey question. - Louie Anderson (at the start of the Triple Round from 2001-2002), "But, I'm only going to read the question once, so everybody pay attention/listen (closely/carefully). Karn: Name something you push a pin into.Contestant: Your eye. HOO! Playing against (our challengers,) the (insert family #2), on your marks! If we still have a show! Discover everything about America's hottest game show, hosted by Steve Harvey. Well, it's a little late for that. "Welcome to Family Feud! Family Feud . You got no points." - Louie Anderson from the first episode from 1999, "It's time for the Feud. You said "kickball"! I'm(your man) Steve Harvey, and we/we'vegot a/anothergood one for you tonight! But to do that, we've got to play the Feud!" You know, our ratings weren't that good, and they were so great. When we come back, we're gonna play Fast Money for $20,000. NOTE #2: When Ray Combs hosted the show, he will substitute "said" with a synonym for that such as "chose", "selected", and "liked". $10,000 in cash for the relatives!" (insert answer) was/is the Number One answer." Combs:[during Fast Money]The month people shop for fall clothing. This official Family Feud game pits two families against each other in a trivia competition based on survey responses from real people. Come here, give the animal right here. ", you win the (game and the)car." joshzcold/Cold-Family-Feud - GitHub Just help me. Combs: Wet [[laughter]] Shut up, or I'll kill you! Harvey:This is when you know we're goin' to Hell. Thank you! They buried themselves carrying us, and I love them for that. (Ill bewaiting for ya.) Whoo! Let's start the (NEW) FAMILY FEUD!!!! The family introductions vary per special edition of the show. Somehow, he actually gets the Harper clan (including Ellen, but not Fran or Sonia) on . Something kids fill with water. If you live in or planning to visit Southern California,call this number." ", 20062009: Mama's Family: Season 1, Episode 5 script | Subs like Script Thank you so much. O'Hurley: 401 Contestant: 401(k) jelly. Sweet Eddie, I thank you. Harvey: Name a word or phrase that follows the word pork.Contestant: "Upine"Harvey: Huh? - Gene Wood (1988-1993). - Gene Wood (1976-1985), "For tickets, just send a self-addressed stamped envelope to: Tickets, CBS Television City, Family Feud, 7800 Beverly Blvd. I really thank you. - Ray Combs said after the first half of the Fast Money round, "(insert 1st name) got you (insert points gotten by 1st player). Dawson: Name a day of the year when you really want to be with friends. (Upon the Champion's 5th and final game for the car), Im sorry! Anderson: Name a talk show host you watch in the daytime. Harvey: Little late for that. Pork, he say upine, upine. I have, uh, been studying all of the great CBS shows. Let's try to hit the Bullseye answers for more than $25,000! Dawson: Name something that has to warm up before you use it. How the scantily clad mean you're naked, if they're scantily clad, you have own a little bit of clothing on. (laughter from the studio audience)Let's get started, let's play the Feud." You are in a minute. - Louie Anderson about the Family Circle Tournament finale, "(insert score recap). That's me! (insert score recap)." We got a good one today. Harvey: We asked one hundred women, name a reason you'd dump a guy. Dawson: Very good. - Ray Combs (on a Face-Off during the Triple Round if time runs short) Sometimes, "quickly" is replaced with a synonym for that word such as "faster". (Steve Harvey alongside Clay Family laughing). - Host (Talking to the Judges that they needed to be more specific of an answer. Harvey: You don't want nobody to sit on it. Harvey: Name a place you hate going that might be more tolerable if you smoked pot first. - Richard Karn, John O'Hurley, and Steve Harvey, "For this survey, we're asking/we'll ask youfor the Top/Number One answer only. I'm Ray Combs and today we have two typical American families battling out for family honor and the rights to spending money. I got a penis look in back, in where, and all of the girls in the doghouse. [buzzer]. (Gets buzzed, his sister said it)Contestant: Gynecologist. If it wasnt for him, we wouldnt have had this great show. I am going to read the question once/one time. - Richard Dawson, "(Good luck.) Dawson: Your bra! View full document. Bye." (Play at home!)" Dawson: Name something you buy in a delicatessen. Family Feud is a mainstay in American (and international) television because people love the game. Harvey: If Captain Hook was moonlighting as a handyman, he might replace his hook with what tool? Combs: Name something a woman out on a date would hate to discover on her face. Come on. Wow! family feud script.docx - Sairon: It's time to play family "Hey! My daughter, and my wife, my two sons I love. O'Hurley: Besides pepporoni, name your favorite pizza topping.Contestant: Combination. Family game night will never be the same. First Published 05/06/20 07:36. read transcript. So, I leave you with love, and for the little girl, that,nine years ago I first signed to - I guess she's 13 now - I'll think of you everyday. Dawson: The price of a dozen roses. (NOTE: Remember that the slides with the answers display them in order from 1 to 5. HOO! Family Feud - SNL Transcripts Tonight You need to focus and concentrate to get the money. - Family Feud host (going into a first commercial break since 2003; although Richard Karn does funny jokes about the answers after the last round from 2003-2006), "It's still anybody's game, so come on back." N-E-K-K-I-D. (pointing at the board and imitating the sound of a answer been up there)Bing. It's time to play Fast Money for WINNING TEAM: $10,000/$20,000!" - Steves opening tagline,the speech in parenthesesis used since 2011, "Before we start, there's somebody/someone who wants to wish you luck (in this Comfort Inn Hotel Family Moment)."